Welll...Hello again! Yesterday Mom and Dad went on a trip. I knew they waz going away and I tried to get them to take me with them. I hate when they leave me home. Dad goes, "WAH WAH WAH...COOPER SIT" and Mom starts counting, "WAH WAH WAH...ONE, TWO" and I (the poor innocent puppy who just wants loves) has to stay home. Is not fair, they never take me anywhere! (Please ignore all of the car trips & dog park outings as they do not support mah claim of not being allowed to go anywhere!) So I stayed home while they went out and Man I could have marked mah territory all over where they waz going but NO, they haz to ruin mah fun.
While I waited impatiently for them to come back, I played with mah tennis ball & peed on the floor. I look at mah floor peeing as art, but no one else sees it that way. People needz more culture. I was happy when Grandma came to visit. She loves me :D AND I got pizza for dinner!!! Grandma called Mom and Mom said it was OK! YAY! I like pizza almost as much as peanut butter! I was really happy when Mom and Dad came home. They take me to pee and throw me the tennis ball.
Pawz & Clawz,
Cooper
